Just Saying Hello

I posted this as my Facebook status a while ago, but since I've been laughing about it all day, I thought I would repeat it here....

..... I don't get many visitors at my office, so it's always particularly exciting when someone stops by... this morning, an older man with a very heavy country accent walked into my office (with a younger man in tow) and handed me a green folder. He said, "Here's my resume. I don't know what y'all do here, but I figure you need someone to do it". Then his companion, mouth full of candy, asked me where the garage can was so he could throw away his candy wrapper.

Note: There might be better ways to go about your job search than this.